Squaw’s Bosses Planning to Break Resort Like a Piggy Bank, Collect the Cash and Run

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Why Squaw is fucked. (Click here to see how to un-fuck it.) By Andrew J. Pridgen Before we jump feet first into the water theme park and the specifics of the plan which they all but burnt the edges of to make it look like an old… Continue reading Squaw’s Bosses Planning to Break Resort Like a Piggy Bank, Collect the Cash and Run

How long exactly have you been a Warriors fan?

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One fan recalls highlights from a quarter century of living in NBA oblivion By Andrew J. Pridgen As the lead crept past 30 during the early fourth quarter of the Warriors’ game 5 dismantling of the Houston Rockets last night my girlfriend felt around her area of… Continue reading How long exactly have you been a Warriors fan?

Things a first-round pick should never say just after being selected to join the NFL

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April 28, 2016 at 5 p.m. PST the NFL Network will broadcast its annual National Legalized Slave Auction Day. If you’re one of the lucky ones to get jumped into the league, here’s a primer of some thoughts you might just want to keep under that flat-billed… Continue reading Things a first-round pick should never say just after being selected to join the NFL

The NCAA’s latest multi-billion-dollar TV deal is the surest sign yet collegiate athletes must be paid…not enslaved

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The rule of thumb for the NCAA when describing signing TV deals greater than that of the GNP of Jamaica or Brunei is that it’s a good thing, for the sport, for the schools and for the conferences. They’re careful not to say it’s good for the… Continue reading The NCAA’s latest multi-billion-dollar TV deal is the surest sign yet collegiate athletes must be paid…not enslaved

These college football coaches bathe in smarm

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College Football’s moral high ground stands roughly 7 circles deep, which is apparently still tall enough to preach from. Written By Kyle Magin The college football recruiting game is a well-acknowledged cesspool. Hordes of assistants chasing a seven-figure head coaching contract head into some of America’s poorest… Continue reading These college football coaches bathe in smarm