All the things that went through Jeremy Jones’s head during his 20,000-foot first descent

Spoiler Alert: There’s a good chance Jimmy Buffett will creep into your head when you’re trying to cheat death.

By Andrew J. Pridgen

Truckee’s Jeremy Jones recently spent 40 minutes jump turning down a spine in the Himalayas. That’s roughly the equivalent of running around and getting knives thrown at you in the dark for an entire episode of House of Cards.

:38 Is my GoPro on?

1:19 I could go for a Treat Box breakfast sando right now.

2:09 I hope they’re filming this.

2:45 I fucking hope they’re not filming this.

3:18 Heel, toe. Heel, toe. Heel…

3:41 Wasted away again in Margrerrre-ville. Something something something something of salt.

4:19 Why is that song in my head? Sing something else.

4:37 Fuck you Jake Burton.

5:01 Did I tip enough last time at Drunken Monkey?

5:46 What’s the snowboard version of snollerblades?

5:49 Is snowboarding the snowboard…