Why the Raiders’ pending move to Vegas makes the most sense of all the things ever.
The guy who cuts my hair is a Raider fan. He and his cousin have season tickets. <-For starters, this gives credence to my theory that all Raider fans know their way around a no. 2 and have cousins that are Raider fans. Silver and black runs just as thick as blood.
…The last haircut featured a trio of haircut conversation highlights from him.
They were:
Re: Playboy no longer featuring nude pictorials:“I didn’t think I was old-school like that till they took it away. Something about jerking off to my phone then ordering up an Uber then calling up my girlfriend—all within five minutes—is kind of creepy.”
Re: Walking home from the bars the other night and seeing two college kids get in a fight: “It was in…
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