These college football coaches bathe in smarm

College Football’s moral high ground stands roughly 7 circles deep, which is apparently still tall enough to preach from.

Written By Kyle Magin

The college football recruiting game is a well-acknowledged cesspool.

Hordes of assistants chasing a seven-figure head coaching contract head into some of America’s poorest neighborhoods to recruit its best athletes to beat the living shit out of one another for the next three-to-five years.

Along the way, it’s the adults who spread misinformation and lies about each other and the kids in order to achieve their ends of assembling a recruiting class which will impress the rotten fart-sniffers who cover that sort of thing with the zeal of a beltway wonk on election night.