No disrespect but …You just won your third World Series in less than a decade, so why are you already whining about next year?
No disrespect but …Your tight end’s still a murderer.
No disrespect but …Mark Whalberg’s in the new Transformers movie.
No disrespect but …Your town smells like the caaaah a week after you spilled coffee in it.
No disrespect but …We know it gets cold back there in February but it’s been in the mid-to-high 60s, so why were you all scarf and hatted up like the Fonz in winter?
No disrespect but …You groom your ski slopes with a Zamboni.
No disrespect but …Your MVP didn’t buy into that beard thing.
No disrespect but …Nobody at Cheers ever had a Boston accent.
No disrespect but …Helmets and goggles? What, did Shaun White coordinate your locker room celebration?
No disrespect but …No matter how much you grope…
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