Awww yeah, I’m gonna get the shit out of this job!
I am, admittedly, super good at two things.
- Coming up with super-good ideas in the middle of the night. Like last night it was a tornado in a jar. I don’t know exactly what that is, but I think it’d be like a lava lamp-type night light except it spins hypnotically while it changes color and sold infomercial-style by Helen Hunt. I also thought it’d be cool to start a business that hires artists to airbrush movie posters and book covers ike back in the day. The business name would be handmade.ink (<- it’s avail, I checked.)
- Writing cover letters. I can’t tell you why I’m so good at cover letters, I just am. It’s like me telling you I’ve got mad tetherball skills. You have to trust me but on the off-chance…
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