Sierra Club just posted a pair of job openings for its mag which means all the writers are busy ‘tweaking’ their cover letters today

Awww yeah, I’m gonna get the shit out of this job!

By Andrew J. Pridgen

I am, admittedly, super good at two things.

They are:

1. Coming up with super-good ideas in the middle of the night. Like last night it was a tornado in a jar. I don’t know exactly what that is, but I think it’d be like a lava lamp-type night light except it spins hypnotically while it changes color and sold infomercial-style by Helen Hunt. I also thought it’d be cool to start a business that hires artists to airbrush movie posters and book covers ike back in the day. The business name would be handmade.ink (<- it’s avail, I checked.)
2. Writing cover letters. I can’t tell you why I’m so good at cover letters, I just am. It’s like me telling you I’ve got mad tetherball skills. You have to trust me but on the off-chance…