Your tournament is over the first weekend. You are not alone.
Group text begins:
PETER: UConn. Whoa. Who had Colorado?
CHRIS: I did.
MATT: Fucking idiot.
JUSTIN: Bold move. You must’ve not seen the shitty team through all the smoke.
MATT: Save your LOLs for the chick you’re trying to convince you own a start up.
MATT L.: Who’s got Baylor?
CHRIS: I do.
PETER: I do.
JUSTIN: vs. Yale? Pfft. I do.
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Text thread resumes:
GIL: What the fuck Yale?
CHRIS: It’s those fucking Baylor uniforms. They’re trying to look like Oregon.
MATT: Well, David Koresch did have his people wear Nikes.
PETER: Don’t mention Heaven’s Gate please. My aunt was in that cult. It’s too soon.
PETER: No. But if she was she’d just be in…
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