-OR- Why I always wish it was John McClain instead of Hans Gruber who fell off Nakatomi Plaza.
I love Die Hard.
I love the fact that I always ask myself new questions every time I watch it: Why didn’t one of the German terrorists drown in the giant fountain of the lobby of Nakatomi? Head baddie Hans Gruber has exactly 12 apostles: Karl, Franco, Tony, Theo, Alexander, Marco, Kristoff, Eddie, Uli, Heinrich, Fritz and James. Is that because he is, after all, an allegory for Jesus? And whatever did go down between Argyle and the teddy bear? Incidentally how did a New York cop afford a coach seat for a stuffed animal? And why?
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