Not my College Football Championship

ESPN prepares for another the biggest rating’s disaster of this bowl season Monday, this time at the hands of the Deep South.

By Andrew J. Pridgen

Until about  8:18 p.m. PST New Year’s Eve 2015, my interest in this year’s four-team college football playoff could be described as moderately bemused to waning: something between season three and beyond of 24 and I wonder if Captain Ron is on somewhere. After Alabama duped Michigan State into believing there may be a way to score negative points and Oklahoma decided to play their spring game four months early vs. Clemson, I’d say that interest level went somewhere south of whatever desire I have to get adult braces or checking my calendar to see when my next full-body mole scan is.

Here’s where if you a) believe more guns = less gun violence b) think Jesus rode the dinosaurs c) are hoping Ted…