Houston, you have a problem

Houston’s lack of empathy toward Steph Curry in game four is as revealing as it was unsettling in the moment.

By Andrew Pridgen

Houston: I get why you were less than obsequious one game after Steph Curry came to your house and turned the Toyota Center out like Laura San Giacomo. After Curry transformed the frenzied bitchin’ Iroc-looking red-and-gray-striped audience into somnolent Jonestown victims. After Curry in 30 minutes dropped 40 points on 19 shots and refused to turn the ball over. After Curry boxed out D-12 making him look like that one kid who should be good at sports but would rather play WoW at recess.

…After Curry actually gave you some highlights to look at on that giant Costco Vizio hanging like a giant 5,000 dpi guillotine over mid-court.

For 48 minutes Saturday, your stadium—which is soon to be commandeered by the Red Cross as temporary respite for…