Perhaps not jettisoning Yahoos! fantasy football brand is the one good thing that’s come from Mayer’s tenure as CEO
Hear me out, I’m not a big Vogue reader (September Issue notwithstanding, that thing is thicker than Jonah Falcon waking up in the morning) but when I do, I look for Grade-A American hotties.
Last month, Anna Wintour’s trust fund featured Yahoo’s (why is it not Yahoo!’s?) Marissa Mayer. Hells yeah. She was all dressed up in a dress and shit. Even though she has legs sicklier than the chick from HR who’s kind of hot but always talks about wanting to go wine tasting, that’s about all she has that’s bad.
The Vogue spread featured her sitting the wrong way on a chaise lounge grabbing onto a hand-held CFNM delivery device, which probably means she’s super into porn (she works for a search engine, so that’s obvi) …and that picture is saying she likes to straight up sit on it backwards …get it?
Like here’s some…
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