He may be suspended from the NFL but he still shows up on a Wheaties box

Wheaties features a convicted child-abuser on latest box.

By Andrew Pridgen

There is plenty of scary business going on at the grocery store. That new green-labeled cola (Coke Life!) with a main ingredient called Stevia which sounds like a week-one vote-off on RuPaul’s Drag Race but is actually an extract from a South American plant from the Asteraceae family. Even though it’s not straight sugar or straight acesulfame-K and aspartame (Diet Coke), at the very least rainforests are being plowed under to grow it.

There’s the curdled masses in yoga pants who’s either not age-appropriate (too young or too old) or streamlined enough to create an effect other than bulging where they should cling and clinging where they should bulge. Not everyone look airbrushed and glossy like on the checkout rack, but sometimes it’s OK to go out in public dressed for an occasion other than binge-watching Facts…