Sometimes you just gotta write about Ashley Judd…
Fuck the game on the court especially since it’s in LGBT-unfriendly Indiana. It’s a battle royale of cutaways to celebrities in the stands (those who still deign to show up) and that’s how I’m picking my Final Four winners.
By Andrew Pridgen
Saturday, April 4, 5:49 PM on TBS
Pick: Kentucky -5 vs. Wisconsin
Kentucky: Ashley Judd
I want to start with a confession: I like Ashley Judd. She makes me feel good. Seeing her lets me know things are going to be OK. Her smile is warm. Her cheeks are still puffy. She hasn’t made a deal with the BOTOX® devil.
No, she’s not going to be solving more crimes with Morgan Freeman anytime soon. And, she’s definitely not going to be cheating on Val Kilmer with Hank Azaria again, but I like Ashley Judd all the same. Always have. Always will.
She’s the Chevy’s Fresh Mex…
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