The Warriors don’t need to win tonight, not really. OK, maybe a little. Yeah. Um, the Warriors really need to f*cking win tonight.

… They at least need to play with as much intensity as Radiohead.

By Andrew J. Pridgen

The campus radio station has been playing a lot of Dinosaur Jr. lately which means either I’m really cool or I’m really fucking old.

Speaking of really cool and really old, the new Radiohead sounds like either getting a cigarette burn when you’re wearing a turtleneck or the beginning of an intense newscast; or like when breaking news used to happen during A Charlie Brown Christmas when you were little and you thought it was going to be nuclear winter this holiday season because—Russians.

I think the Dubs should play it in the locker room tonight in Portland. After a weekend enjoying cereal donuts that look like anime and chocolate made with French Basque Chile grown by Viridian Farms and combined with a touch of flour de sel and 74% Cacao from Dominican…