The Yelp reviews for the Dodgers’ All You Can Eat Pavilion are the best ever

Yes, this not only exists in 2016, but fans actually find flaws with it.

By Andrew J. Pridgen

Baseball lives and dies with its promos. From the legendary (Disco Demolition Night, 10 Cent Beer Night) to the pandering (SF Social Media Night) to the sublime (Twins Fur Bomber Hat for those of you who are missing yours from your Grumpy Old Men/Newhart days); horrible ideas executed with confidence is baseball’s hallmark.

Think of baseball as the 42-year-old project manager on the third day of a convention who’s trying to ‘flirt’ with the cart girl rolling out a breathy arsenal of horrible jokes and threadbare pick-up lines and dated attempts at self-aggrandizement: “I’d ask you to come back to the hotel with me, but my wife’s oncologist won’t let me leave her now.”

…But the Dodgers’ All You Can Eat Pavilion, might…