Rogue One Teaser Trailer breakdown: Disney and Lifetime team up for a Star Wars-inspired saga of a single career woman who joins the Rebel Alliance…and stumbles upon love

So, now it’s only a matter of time before several hundred Felicity Jones and Daisy Ridley action figures find their way out of their boxes and into some…questionable situations in your mother’s basement.  

Here Kyle Magin and Andrew J. Pridgen break it down the Rogue One teaser along with how many new AT-ATs (worst. Toy. Ever.) they’re gonna sell:

Star Wars: Rogue One
L to R: Actors Riz Ahmed, Diego Luna, Felicity Jones, Jiang Wen and Donnie Yen
Photo Credit: Jonathan Olley
©Lucasfilm 2016

Kyle: Did you see the Rogue One teaser?

AJ: Just watched. I dunno. I mean the Disney schedule is like up to seven movies and a theme park by 2020. It’s ridiculous.

Kyle: Forest Whitaker, IP Man. Location shooting in Cambodia.

AJ: This is kind of a dream come true/nightmare scenario. Basically, it’s the same as I feel about Burger King hot dogs.

Kyle: Yeah…