All I want for Christmas …is a Candlestick urinal

Editor’s Note:

In celebration of the likely event that Monday night’s 49er game is the last event, ever, at Candlestick Park, the letter below and attached waiver PDF was submitted to San Francisco Recreation & Parks Department Commissioner Mark Buell and San Francisco 49ers’ CEO Jed York asking that one of the park’s famous trough urinals be set aside for personal acquisition.

I can think of no better, or fitting, Christmas present. Ho Ho Ho.

-DPB

Dec. 23, 2013

Commissioner Mark Buell
San Francisco Recreation & Parks Department
McLaren Lodge-Golden Gate Park
501 Stanyan St.
San Francisco, CA 94117

Dear Mr. Buell,

I am writing you with an interest in purchasing one (1) of the trough urinals from a soon-to-be destroyed bathroom of the soon-to-be razed Candlestick Park.

Please consider this as a serious offer and not just one I made because I don’t have any room for the giant…