Why there is nothing white people love more than dead hot white women

Sad but true. Missing White Women Syndrome is a thing. A sickness. And our society is currently ill from it.

By Andrew Pridgen

Here’s a quick list of things white people like almost as much as dead hot white women:

1. Weddings because we like spending exorbitant amounts of money on things that we know aren’t going to last.
2. Disneyland, because we can’t help ourselves from paying for the opportunity to get into something gated and then wait in line all day.
3. Commuting alone in our cars because it gives us time to sing without being judged.
4. Golfing or walking for charity in ridiculous outfits because it makes us feel like we did something for someone somewhere without having to exert any real effort. And we get to miss work doing it.
5. Telling the people on TV what we really think of them even though they can’t hear us.
6. Watching…