F*ck you the NIT

I Google image search you the NIT and up comes pictures of head lice. And that’s the BEST part about you.

By Andrew Pridgen

I’ve got a carton full of eggs that have been sitting under my bed for three weeks getting nice and rotten for you the NIT. I don’t know why putting eggs under your bed to rot is the best place because in theory that’s really going to smell up where you sleep, but that’s where they go.

Tonight, I’m going to take that egg carton and jump in my fucking Kia Soul which just got a recall because the gas pedal is fragile or some shit. I got that recall notice in the mail and all it said was, “You should’ve known this was coming, you bought a fucking Kia Soul.”

I’m getting in my Alien 2 Green (actual color) Kia Soul with the fucking stuck-ass…